TP ROULETTE
It is no secret—no matter how hard we try to avoid the topic—that wiping with toilet paper alone leaves a little something behind, and a lot to be desired.

Wiping with dry toilet paper is like a game of Russian roulette—hit or miss. Even on a good wipe, you can’t be certain the job is complete. And, the chances that it is completed to satisfaction are slim to none. How many times have you left the restroom feeling not so fresh, a bit self-conscious, and slightly "irritated"?

It’s a dangerous line to straddle.

If some remnants are left behind (and you can bet there will be) you can find yourself with a haunting itch just begging to be scratched—and this is the best case scenario. Ever have to painfully decline someone’s offer to do your laundry for fear of what they might see on your unmentionables? Ever smell an odor and actually have to wonder if it’s you? This is the 21st century, people. Stop the insanity.

THE DIRTY TRUTH
Face it—toilet paper alone is less than sanitary. Rather than effectively cleaning the area, it spreads bacteria-ridden fecal matter around the skin, causing a smorgasbord of problems and serious reasons for concern.

If you concluded your restroom visit by wiping your hands with a dry paper towel rather than cleansing with soap and water, how clean would your hands be?

I rest my case.

TO BIDET, OR NOT TO BIDET...
Many countries around the world have added the use of a bidet into their bathroom hygiene regimen. Unfortunately, America is a tad behind on this front. Bidets are an extremely sanitary and effective method of personal hygiene, and have been used in some parts of the world as early as the 18th century. If we haven’t caught on by now, the chances that these pricey systems will be installed in our homes, offices, or other public buildings in the near future is a long-shot.

The solution?

THE MB3 REVOLUTION
MB3 is a soothing external perianal cleansing lotion designed to achieve that “bidet fresh” feeling on the go. When applied to toilet paper for the final wipe, MB3 will leave you clean, comfortable, and confident.

Formulated to improve your personal hygiene without the use of harsh irritating chemicals, MB3 won’t dissolve toilet paper on contact and glides easily on the skin.

At the office, ballpark, movie theatre, camping and/or outdoors... whenever nature calls... MB3 will be your most trusted ally and your new best friend.

Personal care for your derriere™. Don’t leave home without it.

MB3—It’s portable, affordable, and effective.

ANOTHER PIECE OF THE PLY
For the ultimate in comfort, we recommend you use a good 2-ply toilet paper, though, we can co-exist with a tough 1-ply!

Folder or wadder?
I am a folder. Wadding, to me, seems reckless and risky. But, I have friends and relatives who do it and I am sure there is an art to it. To me, folding is most effective. Carry out your regular wiping routine. Before the final wipe, prepare your toilet paper with MB3.

A dab will do ya
As much as you may like to use a healthy squirt from the bottle, and as much as we’d like to have you buy more, you actually only need a small, pea size drop. It is possible to get over 100 applications from a 20mL bottle!